Let me tell you a tall tale... / by Kylie Fuentes


It's probably been about two months since I was on safari, but the memories are still really vivid. Well, as vivid as they can be I guess, when they were made in the haze of a Konyagi aftermath! I really like giraffe. They've got some attitude when they walk, it kind of hypnotizes you. Or again, that just could be the Konyagi paying me back. 
Still, I was captivated by these guys. So I expressly remember taking millions of photos of them. And because there are so many in the Serengeti, I had plenty of talent to work with. But alas! I am a douche. I actually only IMAGINED taking pictures of them. So I have all of what you see here. Really. I'm kicking myself violently right now. Oh well, I've always got the Konyagi memories... Wow, is it just me or is the sun really bright right now. I need sunglasses. And an Advil. Or some hair of the dog....